Silicone Valley Ca. (GP)-
In a race for the latest in high fashion trendy electronics, Apple Computers has just announced the latest in high-tech, portable comforts. For the discriminating shopper who has just about everything but still wants fries with that, Apple has given us the Fry-Pod 3000. An almost travel friendly deep fryer that hooks directly up to your I-Pod so you can make your own doughnuts on the way to work in the morning, and freedom fries at night all whilst listening to your favorite illegal Ben Folds download.
(above; the compact Fry-Pod 3000 with I-Phone)
It comes complete with cigarette lighter recharge cable and 20% off coupon for Lard Brand Cooking Oil. So not only is it fast and friendly but fiscally sound as well. Enjoy your favorite fried foods on the go as you make your very own fish and chips on road trips, saving you both time and money.
(Watching your figure is easy, the Fry-Pod way!)
Have a hankering for fried ice cream? No problem for the Fry-Pod, after you bread the ice cream a delicious snack is ready for the kids, right in the comfort of the car. Homeless guy asking for food? Easy task for the Fry-Pod, with the back pack attachment you can take your Fry-Pod virtually anywhere.
Wait, there’s more, with condiment pack you can get and in dash ketchup, mustard, and spice dispenser, along with our patented relish belt buckle. Everyone who cares about deep frying the convenient and safe way, in the car, should plug this bad boy to your I-Phone. When your foods ready you’ll hear your favorite song on your MP3 player. What more do you need?
(Heavily endorsed by the Michelin Man's illegitimate love children.)
Endorsed by the Michelin Man's illegitimate children...and guaranteed to give you a spare tire around the middle.
I'm laughing so hard I can't think of anything to say. So, Hi!
Sherry
what ever will they come up with next! ha!
that there technology is just amazin' ain't it?
yeah, I suppose I can't pick when to be crude and when to be "pc"....my bad. Pass the dog
That was great! Is it a "Buy One, Get One Free" Deal?
HEY! I just wish someone would 'invent' an HONEST Politician.
NOW, THAT, would be SOME invention!!
Keep on ZAPPIN', my friend ....
My best to you and yours,
TallPockets
(Still trying to figure out where that SECOND piece of bread goes into his two slot toaster). SIGH.
Gloria
In recent times, however, the PARTY MACHINE takes only those who go in LOCK STEP UNISON with them .... Leaves out MANY GOOD folks with HONEST intentions unless they're self-made millionaires who can finance their own campaigns. Even at that, they most often fail, cuz' the PARTY MACHINE gets out the VOTE.
I still watch the old, Jimmy Stewart, MR. SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON. It's a CLASSIC to ME.
Sadly, I cannot even comprehend or envision such ONE politician doing what he did in congress!! ???? SIGH.
Keep on ZAPPIN', my friend ....
My best to you and yours,
TallPockets.
If for some reason that address doesn't get you there, it's posted at DemUnderground. Late.
This is NOT a JOKE, although it still feels like one to me.
I can't believe that Walmart or any other company can sell us a food service product with lead in it
simply by putting a warning label on the cord that says WASH YOUR HANDS!!!
PLEASE CHECK YOUR OWN HOMES.
Check your children's toys and rooms first.
Check your kitchens and bathrooms next.
You don't really know me but you can take it to the bank that I want you and your children to BE SAFE.
What are the health effects of lead poisoning?
The National Safety Council says:
There are many different health effects associated with elevated blood lead levels. Young children under the age of six are especially vulnerable to lead's harmful health effects, because their brains and central nervous system are still being formed.
For them, even very low levels of exposure can result in:
reduced IQ
learning disabilities
attention deficit disorders
behavioral problems
stunted growth
impaired hearing
kidney damage
At high levels of exposure, a child may become:
mentally retarded
fall into a coma
and even die
Within the last ten years, children have died from lead poisoning in New Hampshire and in Alabama. Lead poisoning has also been associated with juvenile delinquency and criminal behavior.
In adults, lead can:
increase blood pressure
cause fertility problems
nerve disorders
muscle and joint pain
irritability
memory or concentration problems
It takes a significantly greater level of exposure to lead for adults than it does for kids to sustain adverse health effects.
TAKE CARE OF YOU and YOUR FAMILY.
Please pass this along to your friends and family.