NYC, New York (GP) -
At a tasteful dinner party on the Upper West Side of Manhattan,
scientist, Emmanuel R. Snugglebottum accidently comes across a startling discovery. The elusive gay DNA gene that researchers and the community have been hoping to find in order to put to rest the ignorance and stubbornness of the general population.

It was in fact a closely guarded secret that ‘gay gene’ has been in a long term committed relationship with popular Broadway actor/producer Harvey Firestien. Here is what he has to say, “OH MY GAWD! How could this happen? Who invited Dr. Snugglebottum? I have to call my mother!”

(Pictured above; Harvey Firestien and the ellusive 'gay gene' not to be confused with Gay Gene on the far right)

Dr. Snugglebottum said, he would not have even recognized the gene had he not known the difference between pink and salmon.

Having been outed in such a pubic manner ‘Gay Gene’ has decided to release this offical statement. “Hay-all, boy is this a pickle! Well I guess you want to know where I came from and what I am all about. You see I originated in an underground lab in the 1920's (They didn’t call ‘em roaring for nothing!) By a bunch of underground female scientists. They started the idea of genetically producing the perfect man, you know one that can bath, dress themselves, enjoy shopping, have tasteful decorating sense, and really get a kick out of nick-nacks. ANYWAY, through a missed placed decimal point they created me, the father of queens, if you will. I have since traveled the world and have gone everywhere (except Iran) literally sucking people into my lifestyle, and pushing forward my agenda. That is, by the way, to make show-tunes and boxer briefs legitimate art forms.” He then added “ROSEMARY CLOONEY ROCKS!”

(above; Rosemary Clooney indeed she does rock!)