Think This

Recently Ann Coulter said this: “It would be a much better country if women did not vote. That is simply a fact. In fact, in every presidential election since 1950 - except Goldwater in '64 - the Republican would have won, if only the men had voted”.

In the cases of our forefathers until about the WWII gerneration maybe I could agree with this statement, as all people seemed to have had the wit and wisdom to do and be someone great. Afterwards the combonation of recessed genes, TV, and false media, polarized politics and out right neo-fascist pundits such as herself and others on both sides of the fence has me wondering why Bob Denver was never elected. I feel gipped!

Let us now imagine, if you will a modern America where only men are allowed to vote and to see the critirea the modern man would use in the voting process.

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Mitt Rommney’s wife is a blistering blonde bombshell who been a stay a home Mom for five yes five children! (we know she’s a buzy little bee!) A fighter she has put up a respectable fight so far against MS. We all love woman with sass. Last but not least she is an avid equestrian. Who does not love horse chicks?
If you think she’s the hottest possible first lady call 1-880-2DO-HER1.


Barrok Obama
Is this country ready for Jungle fever. Michell Obama is one Vanity Fair’s best dressed people in 2007 and Essence’s most inspirational black woman 2003. With credencials like that do you really need more? Wait there is more having went to both Harvard and Princeton this beauty has brains too! After her will America even want to go back!
If you want Michelle and you know you do call 1-880-2DO-HER2.


Rudolf Guliani
Want can you say about Judy G! She likes married, balding, cross dressing, proabortion republicans. Giving the voting majority hopes that they too can get a piece in the Oval Office. This dark haired beauty wants you, to vote for her mann! Call 1-880-2DO-HER3.


Bill Richardson
Here to you Mrs. Richardson! We all know she loves a little Latin spice in her life and that’s about it! If you like mystery woman, call 1-880-2DO-HER4.


Fred Thomson
Jeri is something else, just spectacular! A trophy wife with an agenda, boys she likes them old and bald too so don’t be bashful. A native of Nebraska she is a heart of the country girl! Call 1-800-2DO-HER5.


Hillary Clinton
A male first lady? We already know with this one anything goes! So if the Homosexuallifacation of America is ready to be complete, call 1-880-2DO-HER6. I love this country!


Last but not least, Dennis Kucinich
This red headed, tongue ring wearing, British talking, hippy looking woman is a hell of a hottie and gives all geeky white pastey men the world over that there is hope for us as well! Call 1-880-2DO-HER7.