In answer to the letters to the editor section of last week’s article, a protest surrounds The Geekly Planet, accusing blogstreamers of racism. The offices of the Geekly Planet are a wreck and Sha-nay-nay L. Snarfblat; head of the ACERTS (American Counsel for Equal Rights Toward Snarfblats) had this to say. “This is outrageous, we Snarfblats are in all walks of life from janitors to celebrities and yes, even bloggers. We here at the ACERTS are going to march right here until a public apology is issued!”
(above- protest outside The Planet, and Sha-nay-nay Snarfblat,)
The offending parties were –
The Prairie Prankster, “is this some kind of Snarfblat invasion goin' on over here? Some sorta Snarfblat immersion strategy. CIA? Hmmmmm...could be time to call in my markers and get into another dimension... “
Sherries Cherries, “I can't think, I'm all Snarfblatted out. Oh, I do believe that sounds like some noise you'd make if you were sneezing and laughing at the same time. Excuse me while I get a tissue to catch the snarfblatt.”
And The Valkyrie, “this is possibly just another sign that the country is being flooded by illegal Snarfblatt immigrants - - illegal immigrants who are drinking up our cheap-ass beer, eating up our pork rinds, taking up our spaces on our porch-couches, and taking our jobs as.....well. Where do we need to build the wall to stem the tide of Snarfblatts????”
(above from left to right Blog Guru Prairie Prankster, Sherry 'Daisy Duke' Cherry and The Valkrie)
Sha-nay-nay Snarf blat then added, “I can’t believe we would get such treatment from a Midwest redneck, sexual deviant, and a Lady Godiva wanna-be! When asked if judging someone because of his or her name was somewhat hypocritical, she simply stated, “it’s ok if I do it because I am a Snarfblat!”
Here are some of the celebrity, Snarfblats that have changed their name and are ‘coming out’ for the protest.
Jon Bon Snarfblat- “Shocked I am that in a world seeking Global peace and Al Gore’s career is still afloat that things like this can still happen.”
Teresa Snarfblat Kerry –“I only changed my name because Heinz Ketchup sounded better than Snarfblat Ketchup, now I am ashamed.”
Col. Sanders Snarfblat-“Sir, you have disgraced my family honor, I demand satisfaction, No Chicken for you!”
(Above- A regular who's who of celebrity Snarfblats)
Beatrice Snarfblat an aspiring actress, who refuses to change her name was asked if she thought that her unusual namesake would hurt her career simply stated, “Hey, if Casper Weinberger could do it, so can I!” These are brave words from a brave woman,and, dare I say, a true American role model.
