I would like to thank everyone who commented on my last few posts.
And apoligize for not answering my e-mails. It's been a tough holiday thus far!!!!!!

I will leave you all now with Victor Burge.


I got my guitar back from the shop, here is my 12 string acoustic, instramental version of Snowblind by Black Sabbath, sorry for the flubbs, I have not used this thing in over a year.

Putting my Christmas post early. To busy to wait. Merry Christmas to all.

Today In History Dec. 25

0 - Happy Birthday! Jesus of Nazareth is born, this single incident has caused more controversy that any other is history, and he looks like such a nice boy.


1818 - The first performance of "Silent Night" takes place in the Church of St. Nikolaus in Oberndorf, Austria. Unfortunately it was sung in Austrian, so no one understood what the hell they were saying.


1837 - Battle of Okeechobee: United States forces defeat Seminole Indians, who still remember the true sprit of Christmas.


1899 - Happy Birthday Humphrey Bogart, American actor (d. 1957) “Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walked into mine.” That from the man that made smoking "cool".


1907 - Happy Birthday Cab Calloway, American bandleader (d. 1994) Most famous lyric, “Hidey, Hidey, Hidey Hi, Hodey, hodey, hodey ho.” Sheer poetry and possibly the first person to sing a hit about a ho.


1939 - Happy birthday Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is introduced by Montgomery Ward stores. So he is 67 years old. Does anyone out there not remember him? It’s a wonder he didn’t go Columbine on the North Pole!


1946 - R.I.P W. C. Fields, American comedian (b.1880) "Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night"


1947 - The Constitution of the Republic of China goes into effect. Introducing the world to the shortest Constitutional document ever. It reads “You’re F*CKED!” George W. Bush has used this document as the basis of his policy in Iraq.


"Look Chinese People. (Acually tibetens but, most Americans won't know that.)

1950 -Happy Birthday! Karl Rove, American presidential advisor. How is that for irony? The devils minion born on Christmas.

Every one has a wishlist!!!


Here are some great last minute gift ideas from The Geekly Planet.


Who doesn’t need underwear?


For the Bible thumper!


The Drinker.


The animal lover.


The coin collector.


Aunt Sophie with I.B.S.


Your boss.


What little girl doesn’t like dollies.


The aspiring horticulture professional.




and anyone with common sense.

President Bush was seen at a New Jersey fairground yesterday after hours, consulting The Great Zoltan on how to handle mounting violence in Iraq. He is said to be “quite disappointed” with the all knowing sage as he seemed, “almost robotic in his answers.”


“It worked so well with Tom Hanks in that movie, you know the one where he’s a little kid and turns big, now what was that called again? Boy howdy! Can Tom Hanks dance or what? Well folks, I have had a lengthy conversation with Zoltar, he has given be both good advice and bad, so now I have to sift through the information and give this some careful thought. When is the next election?”

(above: The original 'Roadmap for peace')

After losing Congress, talks with bipartisan panels, world leaders, The Pentagon, and the magic 8-Ball the President was not to pleased with the information he has been given.


It has been said that George W. Bush should “sh*t or get off the pot after all he is commander and chief”, yet the President rebuffs these criticisms, by stating he is not going to make a quick decision, as he does not wish to make the wrong one.


The President also believes that he can help “form public opinion, as well as follow it.”

1917 - World War I: The US declares war on Austria-Hungary (only three years late there guys). It’s is little known that our current President is a big fan of lateness, and Woodrow Wilson of course. President Wilson was late seen in a personal ad, on an online ‘blogsite’ called (and get this ‘The Geekly Planet’), who knew an X-president could stoop so low?


1928 - Happy Birthday! Noam Chomsky, American linguist and political writer He is also known as the worlds most boring liberal.


1949 - Happy Birthday Tom Waits, American singer, composer, and actor, an all around Crazy Dude!


1965 - Pope Paul VI and Patriarch Athenagoras simultaneously lift mutual excommunications that had been in place since 1054. Is this some kind of teenage euphemism I don’t know yet?

1988 - Yasser Arafat recognizes the right of Israel to exist. Well if Yasser, says so, it must be. Come on guys please!!


1995 - The Galileo spacecraft arrives at Jupiter, a little more than six years after it was launched by Space Shuttle Atlantis during Mission STS-34. Given the speed of technology, by the time, Galileo had arrived, the program was obsolete and the one computer that read the program only showed a picture of this,


2003 - The Conservative Party of Canada is officially recognized after the merger of the Canadian Alliance and Progressive Conservative Party of Canada. Try and picture the love-child of Tony Blair and Bob and Doug Mckenzie.