After 200 years of oppression, African Americans were given the shortest month of the year in order to celebrate meaningless trivia, so white folks can pretend they care about black folks and their place in the rich and tragic history of this country that was stolen from another group of red folks.

At first African peoples were brought to this country as slaves, were they were treated horribly cruel, whipped and chained.

In later years, in yet another effort to emulate the black man white people came up with S&M, in an odd way to pay tribute to them.

Harriet Tubman (c. 1822–March 10, 1913), also known as "Moses of Her People," was an African-American abolitionist. An escaped slave, she made approximately 13 voyages into Maryland to rescue about 70 enslaved friends and family to freedom in Canada. She was an integral part of the Underground Railroad.


The Tuskegee Airmen was the popular name of a group of African American pilots who flew with distinction during World War II as the 332d Fighter Group of the U.S. Army Air Corps.
They were often held in contempt, from white military officers, as through their bravery and resourcefulness, top secret project Operation: Get Rid of Darky was a complete failure.


Jim Crow Laws, where segregation was an integral part of society, this really screwed things up when ‘The Blue Man Group’ arrived.


Oprah Winfrey , first black woman to give cars to a bunch of white folks.


Condoleeza Rice, Secretary Of State. Here is a photo of her with out her make up.


Barack Obama, First Black man with a serious shot at winning the Presidency Go Barack Go!

Long ago in the land of make-believe


There lived a monkey king,


And his evil master.


Together they did horrible things, that nobody knew,


except the scooter, who was thier friend.


Now in this make believe land there were laws that everyone, even The King must follow or punishment would be swift and harsh.


One day a man named Wilson found out about The King and spoke out against him.


The king was furious and decided to get even with Wilson anyway he could, so he, his master and the scooter, forged and evil plot. It turns out that Wilsons wife Little Red Riding Flame, was not bringing cookies to Grandma’s after all, but really a secret protector of Make-Believe land!


To expose her would endanger her and her family but also would be a great crime against the highest of laws.
The people of Make-believe Land found out about this nefarious plot after all was said and done, and who did the king blame? The poor little scooter!


So in the courts of the land, all the scooter could say is “I don’t remember!” And nothing was resolved.

The moral of this story is, Do drugs because long term memory can get you into trouble.

A possible ammonia spill forced the evacuation of a local school Friday afternoon.Rescue and hazardous material units from both responded to Challenged K-8 School of Science and Mathematics after school officials smelled what was described as "ammonia-like" fumes.

"Rather than sit here and try and figure out what it was, we decided to get all the kids and all the staff out of the building. We did not know what it was but it stunk to high heaven!'' Principal Sue Snugglebottum said via cell phone.

(above; Principal Snugglebottum dresses this way to 'get the the kids to want to learn')

Thirty-six students were taken to local hospitals as a precaution, although several were complaining of throat irritation and nausea. Other students were evacuated onto fields near the campus as the air inside the school was tested.

It was later discovered however that the smell came from the tush of none other than the local Hot Wing Eating Champion, Gary ‘Gee Willikers’ Snarfblat, who is also the janitor at the school.

(above: 'Gee Willikers' Snarfblat after his first hot wing contest)

Here’s what he has to say, “Gee willikers! It’s like this here see, I’m in training for the next big eating contest, so’s I had me, the big ol’ heapin’ hunk o’ stuff down at the Perkin’s over yonder. Anywho’s around 10:00, is when the rumble in my belly started, and the flatulence hit the fan, so to speak.”

(above:The Big ol' heapin' hunk o'stuff breakfast)

An official apology is forthcoming from Mr. Snarfblat, no serious charges have been brought to him but he has been given a prototype of ‘Dr, Scholls Oder Eaters Underwear’, and made to write “I will not pass gas in school” 100 times on the blackboard.

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As of late, there as been a strange lack of Rosie O'Donnell in the news, the gay and lesbian community has been a bit worried of late. Is there a sinister plot by Donald 'The Don' Trump? Has Barbra Walters put her out of commission for good?
We at the Geekly Planet have set up an investigation to find out.

(above; Rosie's investigation group)

Amid rumors of murder attempts from Trump, Walters and other 'Rosie haters, there has been other stories of a secret relationship with well known political figures.

(Rosie and Hillary?)

The gay and lesbian community has also put together a 'Where's Rosie' game book for children.

(Where's Rosie, They all look like her)

Some people have also noted that The Indigo Girls have put together a new album and support tour and she may be selling acid laced t-shirts in the parking lot.

(above; The Indigo Girls)


(Rosie's new Indigo Girls t-shirt design)

KEY WEST (GP) - The Coast Guard offloaded more than 1,800 pounds of cocaine worth $57 million in Key West Wednesday after it was seized in the Caribbean Sea last month.

The Coast Guard crew detected a vessel on radar Dec. 19 and flew a deployed MH-68 Sting Ray helicopter based out of Jacksonville to identify the large fishing vessel. A boarding team conducted a 16-hour search. Boarding team members discovered the cocaine hidden below concrete in the fish hold.

Walter ‘Crackpot’ Snarfblat was on hand for comment, “Damn Bitches, I can’t believe how much beautiful cocaine they just took from them hard working people. Do you know how expensive, this sh*t is now!. Now just because of this I have to give six BJ’s instead of two, just to get my fix. Oh well back to work. See ya bitches.”

(Above; Walter 'Crackpot' Snarfblat)

Also owner of Club Baby Seal and alleged Mafia crime lord Tony ‘Da Blat’ Snarfblattinni had this to say, “Hey, O, listen, I have a business to run, when supply goes down prices go up, it’s simple economics, badda bing, badda boom. I got the drug runner union breathin’ down my neck. I just gave many ‘gifts’ to dem DEA official people an’ dey still pull dis crap. WadIgottado to get a little piece so’s I can finish my scungilli ha? This conversation is now over!”


Drug enforcement official Paddy O’ Snarfbat was in charge of the bust had this to say, “We are very proud, as this is one of the largest busts in history. I would like to thank the coast guard for their help in this operation. Now I can sell- I mean destroy the stuff at my leisure.”

(above Paddy O'Snarfblat and crew)
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